The Seinfeld thread (or the thread about nothing)

[GAW9576]

Hey Old Sarge here is the perfect soap and aftershave splash for a pre root canal shave.
Just pray you don't have teeth like mine. One of my wisdom teeth had 5 roots.

   

[Old Sarge]

Hey Old Sarge here is the perfect soap and aftershave splash for a pre root canal shave.
Just pray you don't have teeth like mine. One of my wisdom teeth had 5 roots.

Well GAW9576...lets hope my endodontist isn't a wet shaver using any shaving soap/splash with Blood in the title! Your humor hits the spot! And so full of wisdom! Must have been a helluva job getting that one out! 

Seems like dropping the usernames is working thus far. Kind of a bummer that mentioned folks won't get an alert.

[ShadowsDad]

I'd try scotch taken internally. Good luck with it.

[GAW9576]

Hey Old Sarge here is the perfect soap and aftershave splash for a pre root canal shave.
Just pray you don't have teeth like mine. One of my wisdom teeth had 5 roots.

Well GAW9576...lets hope my endodontist isn't a wet shaver using any shaving soap/splash with Blood in the title! Your humor hits the spot! And so full of wisdom! Must have been a helluva job getting that one out! 

Seems like dropping the usernames is working thus far. Kind of a bummer that mentioned folks won't get an alert.

I'd try scotch taken internally. Good luck with it.

Shadows Dad The Scotch sounds like a good idea. 

Old Sarge. 
At one point the girl from the front desk ame back and asked me to stop yelling so loud. She said I was hurting they ears in the front. I was in the furthest room back. I think I was actually scaring other patients not hurting anyone's ears 
When the oral surgeon finally got that tooth out he held it up, looked at it and said " MY GOD THAT'S THE BIGGEST TOOTH I'VE EVER SEEN!!!"

[Twelvefret]

I have several alerts saying someone mentioned me. When I click, there is nothing. I assumed incorrectly that I had been cussed out...LOL!!

[Old Sarge]

Well GAW9576...lets hope my endodontist isn't a wet shaver using any shaving soap/splash with Blood in the title! Your humor hits the spot! And so full of wisdom! Must have been a helluva job getting that one out! 

Seems like dropping the usernames is working thus far. Kind of a bummer that mentioned folks won't get an alert.

I'd try scotch taken internally. Good luck with it.

Shadows Dad The Scotch sounds like a good idea. 

Old Sarge. 
At one point the girl from the front desk ame back and asked me to stop yelling so loud. She said I was hurting they ears in the front. I was in the furthest room back. I think I was actually scaring other patients not hurting anyone's ears 
When the oral surgeon finally got that tooth out he held it up, looked at it and said " MY GOD THAT'S THE BIGGEST TOOTH I'VE EVER SEEN!!!"

 Well, GAW9576, that makes total sense to me. It takes a big mouth to hold the biggest tooth ever! 

The procedure went well and I'm now home waiting for the 800mg of ibuprofen to kick in. The dentist was a real pro. He's got 40 years of experience, lives in Florida and comes to Atlanta Metro every other week for three days to work at three different locations. One of the locations is 5 miles from our home, but unfortunately no appointments available there. Had to travel 65 miles, but worth it!

[Old Sarge]

I have several alerts saying someone mentioned me. When I click, there is nothing. I assumed incorrectly that I had been cussed out...LOL!!

Hey, Twelvefret! More than likely it could be that folks are deleting their posts once they see that they aren't visible. The notification would still display, but you should get a red box pop up in the upper left hand corner saying that the post is no longer available...or words to that effect.

[GAW9576]

Shadows Dad The Scotch sounds like a good idea. 

Old Sarge. 
At one point the girl from the front desk ame back and asked me to stop yelling so loud. She said I was hurting they ears in the front. I was in the furthest room back. I think I was actually scaring other patients not hurting anyone's ears 
When the oral surgeon finally got that tooth out he held it up, looked at it and said " MY GOD THAT'S THE BIGGEST TOOTH I'VE EVER SEEN!!!"

 Well, GAW9576, that makes total sense to me. It takes a big mouth to hold the biggest tooth ever! 

The procedure went well and I'm now home waiting for the 800mg of ibuprofen to kick in. The dentist was a real pro. He's got 40 years of experience, lives in Florida and comes to Atlanta Metro every other week for three days to work at three different locations. One of the locations is 5 miles from our home, but unfortunately no appointments available there. Had to travel 65 miles, but worth it!

Ha. Thanks a lot Old Sarge.
Glad your root canal went well.

[Old Sarge]

 Well, GAW9576, that makes total sense to me. It takes a big mouth to hold the biggest tooth ever! 

The procedure went well and I'm now home waiting for the 800mg of ibuprofen to kick in. The dentist was a real pro. He's got 40 years of experience, lives in Florida and comes to Atlanta Metro every other week for three days to work at three different locations. One of the locations is 5 miles from our home, but unfortunately no appointments available there. Had to travel 65 miles, but worth it!

Ha. Thanks a lot Old Sarge.
Glad your root canal went well.

BTW...that mouth comment was sarcasm...forgot the sarcasm emoji  !

[Old Sarge]

Did everybody see Fuzzy's new video shaving with the vintage double sided Gem Micromatic blades? Pretty cool!

So, I'm in the Ebay buying doghouse for the foreseeable future. But, if I wasn't, I might strongly consider a new listing on Ebay for "vintage safety razor blade lot NOS". He's got a $20 starting bid and a $30 BIN. Looks like there are 10 boxes of the double sided Gem Micromatic Blades, at least 12 boxes of 5x Treet blades, a couple of boxes of Gem Blue Stars, about 12 PAL singles and some DE blades.

Message me if you want a link, but you should be able to search for the words above in the quotes.